I received this as an email today and decided to share it with the rest of you. I did not create this nor do I take credit. Just passing it along because it’s funny as hell. Enjoy!

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear “the rules” from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ”
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials…

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

I must say, some people are extremely creative when they make parodies or spoofs of movies, shows, and celebrities. This parody in the video below is a rundown of the hit movie Twilight starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

I couldn’t stop laughing because of stupid but funny things they do - especially the mermaid part and when the guy who is playing “James” comes into the video. Just watch it below to see what I mean. Hahaha.

…yes…imagine this…

You as a mother or father, caring for two precious children, and just going about your business at home when all of a sudden you have troopers at your door and one who happens to let himself in through the back door. Armed with social service workers, they take your children away and claim an emergency for their safety and challenge your parental abilities. By the way, the court order they provide is completely based on false accusations and lies.

Your kids are in state care and you barely have contact with them. Every minute passed without them by your side is so agonizing and the pain is unbearable to cope with. Not knowing what they’re eating, how they’re being cared for, or even just knowing that you’re not there to tuck them in at night.

You walk through the empty rooms in your home listening to the echoing memories of love, laughter, and sometimes tantrums. But ohhhhh, you long for those as well. To have your children in your arms again and hug and kiss them until you can’t let go.

It’s every parent’s worse nightmare.

That’s sadly what happened to Carolyn, a mother of two special needs boys. She’s getting her story out through her website at SaveMyBoys.com. Just click on the banner below to visit and give her your support.

Hopefully by spreading this news, her two young boys will be back in her custody in no time. I can’t imagine the pain and suffering she and her family must be going through. Keep them in your prayers as they will be in mine.

Yes…I know…I haven’t updated in a awhile. In fact, I haven’t updated any of my websites in awhile. Why? One of the main reasons is that I’ve been using all of my free time to play World of Warcraft. Yes…I am now addicted to it because of a post I saw on Jenn’s site about it.

I’ve got a few different characters now and my highest is a level 23 human warlock. The other one I’ve been playing with is a elf hunter which is level 17 now which I got in a few days. LOL! If you play WOW and want to play together, you can find me in the Silvermoon realm. My warlock is named Rubylynn and my hunter is named Moonsicle.

For those of you who don’t know what this game is or never played, you can download a free 10-day trial. That’s how I started off and then I upgraded to the full version and am paying the monthly subscription.

Well, I have to get ready for work and then I’ll be playing WOW later tonight. Ciao!!

It surprises me of how creative some people can be when making their own storylines and movies with The Sims 2 game. I personally haven’t created anything of this sorts. Just check out these videos below to see what I mean.

Belief by Liadene
“It’s about a girl that gets her mother killed as a little child, and that makes her father so sad that he ends up as an alcoholic. The girl is leaving her father in the apartment and lives a little while in a narrow alley. That alley is going to give her a tradgic end, but a happy start on her life in heaven. ”

Finally…

Whew…it feels like forever since I blogged here and I’ll tell you just want happened.

First of all, about a week and a half ago, I was unable to see my website. I thought it was just down once again because this site was still on the crappy host I had before (Pixelled-Solutions.com), and I never transferred it to my new host. So I thought it was the same old routine of it being down and would come up in a few days. Nope not the case.

In fact, EVERYONE ELSE could see my website except me. I could load any other website in my browser except for my own. I even tried on my sister’s computer and it was the same results. I couldn’t see it. I went to work and tried on the computers there. It worked. I tried on my Blackberry. It worked. Friends and family tried on their own computers on their own internet connections. It worked. The only explanation I could come up with was that I was somehow blocked from my own web hosting company. I mean, how can I be the only one who can’t see it on my home connection.

Anyways, needless to say, I sent in an email to an email address I saved of the “so called owner”. Of course I never received a reply back because this guy is a jackass. Then a week later, I try out my website and it magically appears again. At the same time I get an email from the company talking about server moving and changes. Sureeeeeeeeeeeee….isn’t that always the excuse?

I also happened to notice that the owner name changed. Maybe the jackass guy sold it to someone else since the name was a female name. But whatever. I don’t care about it. As soon as I saw the sites on that server were up and running, I backed up EVERYTHING!! Then I transferred them all to the new host I’m on. So in case you were wondering how my site being kind of wonky for the past day, that’s the reason.

I’m just glad this site is finally off of that one host. What a pain in the ass they are to deal with. I would NEVER recommend them anyone to ANYMORE!!

There are many websites online that offer gaming opportunities for those who want to try their luck. Even I have given in a few times just to see if I could win something.

The one game I haven’t had a chance to play around with yet is the spades games which you can easily play at Spadester.com.

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Here are some of the highlights:

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• user guide with quick faqs + tips
• articles by a top spades expert
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If playing games online with other folks and maybe even winning some extra cash sounds fun to you, then check out Spadester.com. HAVE FUN!!