I must say, some people are extremely creative when they make parodies or spoofs of movies, shows, and celebrities. This parody in the video below is a rundown of the hit movie Twilight starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

I couldn’t stop laughing because of stupid but funny things they do – especially the mermaid part and when the guy who is playing “James” comes into the video. Just watch it below to see what I mean. Hahaha.

Can’t believe some of the stories I’ve been reading online. Most are from DailyMail (aka Mail Online) since it’s one of the top news websites I frequent everyday. Here’s just a few articles that are worth a read.

• Black cab driver ‘drugged and molested 14 passengers’ – A black cab driver drugs passengers with spiked drinks before sexually assaulting them.
• Illusionist almost drowns trying to escape water tank on Uri Geller’s live TV show – A female illusionist and mind-reader nearly drowned on live TV as she attempted to escape from a tank of water on the Uri Geller show.
• John Travolta threatened by alleged extortion plotters over a photo of his dying son, Jett – Grieving John Travolta is the center of an alleged extortion plot that is said to involve a photograph of his son Jett that was taken as he was dying.

Ugh…is all I can say about the three stories above.

The first about the cab driver who faked a lottery win and got his passengers to drink champaign to celebrate – which was spiked. Then he molests them. WTF?? Don’t forget to check out the image of a time line near the bottom of that story of all the alleged victims. Crazy stuff.

The second of a dumbass illusionist who would risk her life for what…to be a mind reader and figure out the code to get out of the tank? Sorry, you’re not Edward Cullen there. >_<

The third – which is absolutely disgusting – of idiots who took a photo of Travolta’s son while he was dying and are now trying to get John to pay up or else they are releasing the photo to the highest bidder. I can’t believe someone would even DO THAT!! Greedy, selfish, pigheaded bastards who would do anything for a quick payday from a family’s pain and agony over the death of their son.

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!

Wow the last few weeks just flew by.

I feel like I’ve been neglecting alot of things. So this weekend, I hope to tackle down and get things back in normal routine. What am I talking about?

Let’s see…blogging on all my blogs, discarding links and sites I no longer own, catching up on my 2000+ subscription feeds >_< , visiting some blogs to comment since I haven’t been there in awhile, and getting reviews done asap.

I also need to make “spring cleaning” happen now. My office and bedroom are in complete ruins. Everything is out of place and just not in order. It’s actually driving me crazy because I can’t find stuff when I need them. So ya…emergency spring cleaning needs to happen sometime in the next few days.

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Oh ya…I’ve finally started reading the Twilight series the other day when I borrowed the first two books from my sister. AMAZINGGGGGGG…it really is as good as everyone claims it to be. The first book was unbelievable. The way the author wrote the conversations back and forth between Bella and Edward was stunningly beautiful. I finished that in a matter of a day. I’m currently halfway through the second book called “New Moon”. It’s not as good as the first, but it’s getting interesting again.

Then yesterday, I saw the movie. I must say I was disappointed at that. It was so dull and I felt like they skipped too many important conversions. The connection between the two actors wasn’t there either…well, not how you felt it from the book. Plus, the movie went by too fast. Oh well, I hope they make a sequel at least. Maybe they’ll learn the mistakes from the first movie and make it way better in the second.

But anyways, I’m trying to sort out one of my mailboxes…100+ emails…and it’s not even the one that I use for contact on my websites. I’m dreading opening up that one as I haven’t checked it in months. @_@